Total Medals Earned: 2,298 (From 433 different games.) Total Medal Score: 34,670 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
...or pigs... or whatever you have.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Launch a blue shell.
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/160 points)
start the game
survive more than 10 seconds
die without moving
die in less than 10 seconds
survive more than 30 seconds
survive more than 60 seconds
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/190 points)
Complete level 10
Complete level 17
Complete level 25
Find the secret button
Medals Earned: 1/23 (5/295 points)
Complete the tutorial.
Complete a Monday puzzle.
Complete a Tuesday puzzle.
Complete a Wednesday puzzle.
Complete a Thursday puzzle.
Complete a Friday puzzle.
Complete a Saturday puzzle.
Complete a Sunday puzzle.
Beat Classic mode.
Complete Level 10 in Classic Mode.
Complete Level 20 in Classic Mode.
Complete Level 30 in Classic Mode.
Complete Level 40 in Classic Mode.
Complete Level 50 in Classic Mode.
Complete Level 60 in Classic Mode.
Complete Level 70 in Classic Mode.
Complete Level 80 in Classic Mode.
Complete Level 90 in Classic Mode.
Complete Level 100 in Classic Mode.
Complete Level 110 in Classic Mode.
Complete Level 120 in Classic Mode.
Complete Level 130 in Classic Mode.
Complete Level 140 in Classic Mode.
Medals Earned: 20/25 (100/425 points)
Kill the turkey with a sniper rifle.
Kill the turkey with a pistol.
Kill the turkey with a shotgun.
Kill the turkey with a rocket launcher
Kill the turkey with an SMG.
Smite the Turkey with the wrath of God.
Kill the turkey with an assault rifle.
Kill the turkey with a new ray gun from the future.
Kill the turkey with a baseball bat.
Kill the turkey with a grenade.
His soul is yours!
Kill the turkey with a crossbow.
Kill the turkey with a machine gun.
Kill the turkey with an axe.
That's a bit excessive, don't you think?
Cry some more.
What the hell were you thinking?! You're supposed to kill the turkey, not yourself!
Kill the turkey by snapping his neck.
Kill the turkey with a flamethrower.
Who made this game? PETA?
Medals Earned: 3/6 (15/85 points)
Strike Down your first Knight
"Accidentally" Kill a peasant
Let a peasant give their life savings away to the king
Do so well the enemies have to step up their efforts
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/240 points)
Clear round 1.
Clear round 10.
Clear round 25.
Clear round 50.
Earn 50,000 points.
Earn 100,000 points.
Earn 200,000 points.
Collect a balloon as it's being stolen by a fly.
Collect a balloon and a gift with a single triangle.
Buy your first costume.
Get every costume.
Open fire!
Medals Earned: 10/10 (160/160 points)
Open all of the chests in the game and obtain their contents.
Fully upgrade Kon's health to 12 hearts.
Obtain a full wallet of 999 kupons.
Collect all four swords across Naturia.
Complete Zone 2 by defeating the powerful Bagyo.
Complete Zone 3 by defeating the evil King Blazer.
Complete Zone 1 by defeating the mighty Pigasaurus.
Medals Earned: 15/15 (150/150 points)
Kill 200 enemies by any means necessary.
Kill 100 enemies by any means necessary.
Kill 50 enemies by any means necessary.
Obtain all of the magical crystals in the game.
Complete Zone 4 by defeating the magical Burizard.
Complete Zone 2 by defeating the ghostly Death Face!
Complete Zone 5 by defeating the cursed Merody.
Complete Zone 3 by defeating the spiky Tor.
Complete Zone 1 by defeating the deadly Wakiku.
Collect all four swords on Drumdrum Island.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Complete stage 1.
Complete stage 3.
Reach stage 5.